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DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call crackhead
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and tap as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its photos like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


SNIPERS - They kill helicopters with one shot.


TAGS: call of duty 4 sniper
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Cerebus42

mmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 5:40 am
dreMagnum, they dont break there legs, u should watch, hes faking it, and how many commas have I used, because i was aiming for 5
DreMagnum - February 11, 2009, 5:33 pm
And they break their leg so their partner has to carry him on their back and get killed by those damn dogs 10 times before finally killing them with C4 and making it to the landing zone.
Fatty - December 16, 2008, 5:04 pm
Mike, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzzkillington
mike - September 30, 2008, 4:17 am
snipers kill pilots. not helicopters. but i still like it
Limeman - August 16, 2008, 4:18 pm
And gets hit by them.


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing cleavage poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut butter!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


MY NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: wake up call
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:53 pm
Another beauty.
Nagard - May 28, 2011, 7:01 pm
At least one guy has a neighbour playing drums at 2:30 am, I guess...


BREAKER 1-9 -


TAGS: truckers convoy cwmccall
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:26 pm
"ROCKIN'" Personally, I thought it was "TRUCKIN'" but that would be kinda redundant, under the circumstances. Hope that helps.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
Heathen!
Sean - April 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please come to patient admissions, stat!
Kspace - April 1, 2011, 8:41 am
I miss tunnels...
Sean - March 31, 2011, 2:00 pm
"They even had a bear in the air." (And that's from memory ... now I'm off to YouTube.) Thanks Airman for putting that song in my head. I'll do you for that! 5.
50cal - March 31, 2011, 1:53 pm
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:02 am
WE GOT OURSELVES A CONVOY ROLLIN' THRU THE NIGHT!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:20 pm
10-4 good buddy, watch for that bear in the air. 5


DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it


TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!


IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it




1-800-STROKE IT -


TAGS: call us
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by ughomer

curlyrocks - August 28, 2013, 11:21 pm
It wasn't a circle jerk ok (I don't know how many times I have to explain this) it was just coincidence we where all looking for some where to spank it and found the bank at the same time.
ughomer - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
Hey Curly ~ did they also kick Moerocks and Larryrocks out? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 6:28 pm
I some how doubt that any one walking around, with no job who saw this sign would meet the qualifications of a "superior genetic specimen". or does that not matter any more. Cuz that's what they said to me that day I was chased out of a sperm bank.
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:09 pm
Cabbaval? Did I catch you at work, man?
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 4:51 pm
Uh, no. No ‘W’….there is, however, a ‘T’
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 4:31 pm
A fluffer! Is that anything like a Swiffer? Sorry I don't do "manual" labour.
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 3:14 pm
Eau contraire Missy. They could use a greeter (fluffer).
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Somehow, I don't think they'd hire me...not even for a measly 5L an hour.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:27 am
Cabbaval = Cannabal (Spell check fail)again.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:26 am
Cabbaval ~ this comment was "a stroke of genius."
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 7:13 am
"Do you prefer to work with your hands?"


CURIOSITY - Let's be honest, you're gonna call that number now aren't you?


TAGS: funny lol wtf rubber call curious
Rating: 3.08/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
Funny Mitchell!


CALL ME MAYBE - Someone PLEASE make it stop!




YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


WEINER DOGS -


TAGS: sept 1 do over called it
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by Sean

DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 1:41 am
Yeah, my comment was stupid, ignore
Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:41 am
me too neither, now
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:39 am
I don't...seem to be communicating/understanding very well.
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 1:38 am
nice 9000876 time of logging online Sean
Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:37 am
I wish. Stalking is the sincerest form of appreciation. -- Squiggy Fromm.
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:33 am
Afraid of having a stalker Sean?
Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:32 am
Ohhhhhhh, my user profile. Phewwwww. What a relief.
Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Thanks spacedog. "1200"??? You know about that?
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:18 am
Congratulations on number 1200 Sean. Nicely done.


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


Ignorant Youth -


TAGS: callow youth police brutality
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Roamer

boinger - September 20, 2011, 6:14 pm
...you won't like me when I'm angry...


DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!




KUATO LIVES - He's still alive, bitches! Start the reactor, Quaid!




I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull fucking shit!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


TMOBILE -


TAGS: signal call dropped cellular military
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

wonkycactus - February 24, 2011, 10:16 pm
I wonder if that is the 10 mt division with the new BTS systems... hmmm
spacedog - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
Nice one Aggy.


DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really sexy voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you


TAGS: drunk again call your ex
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 3, 2012, 6:19 am
lol


CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!




COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
someone...even
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.


Mr Yuk -


TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


THE TRAP -


TAGS: close call her mom condoms
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greeny - November 23, 2011, 7:30 pm
lol RL
Reality Lord - November 23, 2011, 4:25 pm

lolz...american pie style?
440wakeup - November 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
4-get that skiiney tart and her oily hair....I want the pie!! lay the pie on the counter and leave the room!
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 5:28 pm

copied what? thats my sig you noob...i put it on all my stuff.
bricemara - November 22, 2011, 4:52 pm
look at the bottom left he copied it


INDIANS -


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...


POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your sexuality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...


TAGS: god calling on cell phone
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
kant spel fur sheep todey . sorie
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:59 pm
‘Why pit it out’…I do love a Freudian typo…. Nothin’ to sweat here ipa. This poster is either pro or con, depends how you read it….
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
if u dont want people to look it and comment why pit it out?
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Ouch...
Budog - April 1, 2012, 7:11 pm
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to read it...
mariand - April 1, 2012, 4:27 pm
dude, I told ya... don't get in the trap... there's someone who won't let you get away with this...hahaha
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
if he has a calling plan and on your contact list, how can he be imaginary?
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:39 am
‘Once bitten’, aey Mariand?
mariand - April 1, 2012, 7:58 am
hehehe... dude, watch it... that's a very controversial theme.


TALK TO THE HAND -




STAY AT HOME -




THE Y.M.C.A. - Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man when you're short on your dough. You can stay there and I'm sure you will find THEY will show you a good time.


TAGS: i call dibs on the indian
Rating: 3.82/5

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eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 9:03 am
what is wrong with being gay or bi?
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am
Steady as she goes, BrokenEye... your credibility is listing, and you've barely even cleared the dock here.
BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:45 pm
Now, what I want to know is, why did the Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association let themselves be associated so heavily with 6 blatant homosexuals


The Big Sleep -


TAGS: lauren becall hollywood legend film
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - August 14, 2014, 2:21 am
Yes. I noticed that after Robin Williams died, people seemed to forget all about Mr. Garner. I've always been a fan of James Garner, moreso than of Robin Williams. Although, both had a lot of talent.
Greybeard - August 14, 2014, 12:02 am
Yes, I forgot about Maverick. May they all RIP...
steve1961 - August 13, 2014, 11:56 pm
James Garner died, as well.
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:27 pm
They say everything comes in three's but hope it stops at 2.
premiumgrade - August 13, 2014, 8:40 am
Sweet. She was one of the classiest broads in Hollywood. It's been a sad couple of days.


Excuse me, police? -


TAGS: cops cat stupid calls
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 2:09 pm
thanks, guys!
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 1:28 pm
excellent, very funny a 5er
GaryO - May 30, 2015, 12:30 pm
sweet


PASSION -


TAGS: the clash passion london calling
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by caveman

jig - February 11, 2012, 12:18 pm
You sire! are talented ! 5L
forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:47 am
awesome!


Calling In Sick -


TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss


EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.


TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...


VADER -




MEN - Now you know why the workers at most phone services and secretaries are women. P.S. - Save me a brewski too, okay?


TAGS: dont call when the game is on or you get this
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 17, 2010, 12:54 pm
Amsome! 5 blue ribbons for you!


YOUR BELOVED MODS -


TAGS: i m calling dids as the zombie mod
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

potsy - December 15, 2011, 7:47 pm
that movie was wiked wiv the nazi zombie soldiers
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

sigh....#132267...chuckle
deChelca - June 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
No apostrophes needed. "Nazi" singular - "Nazis" plural. *sighs*
Calvert - June 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
I'm actually the guy taking the photo, from the front seat of the tank. =)
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:42 am
That'5 gotta be Cranky, front and center...lol


CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!


TAGS: now thats what i call good eatin
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
isnt this from the news article "Children finally catch Pedobear and take revenge" :D 4L's
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:13 pm
mmmmmm 5 mmmmm's


CALL OF DUTY - lowering teen pregnancy since 2003




RECALL! - Toyota is now recalling 241,000 vehicles. They may cause unintended sinkholes.




FAST SERVICE -




BREED MY PAIN -


TAGS: do you call my name
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Bull

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 2:11 pm
A little tough on my old eyes...but one of your best Bull. Great message 5L
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:55 am
To think is to Rebel. The fear of losing those scary chains of restraint in a muddled world. Ahh! I lost control of my thought5...
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:25 pm
TL; DR
CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:22 am
Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will...they keep me locked up in this cage, can't they see that's why my brain says rage?


Politically Correct Christmas Card -




WHAT -


TAGS: turtles are slow but dont call them retarded
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
LMAO!!!!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am

looks like your turtle is pulling a train.


LOOK OVER THERE -




NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo


50 YEARS?! -




POLITICALLY CORRECT - at its finest




RESPONSIBILITY - "When you get a recall notice, you're supposed to take the car into the shop, Johnny!"




GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.


TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am
God damn it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
that's funny...5L


MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"


TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!


TAGS: september challenge military calling mr limpet
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD


CONFORMITY -


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his butt?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...


DUN WORRY - I Played Call Of Duty




EITHER WAY -


TAGS: call it calendar coin toss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

440wakeup - November 3, 2011, 2:38 pm
there was a rap song, that had the same philospy "head or guts"


nature sounds -


TAGS: booty call
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - May 2, 2016, 2:02 pm
The Rite of Sprint!


YOU KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE - don't you?


TAGS: lauren bacall
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 1:26 am
As long as it don't wake the dead... Oh-wait, you are one!


FOREST AT NIGHT -


TAGS: next time i will buy an off road vehicle call me foresti
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.


INSTINCTS -


TAGS: instincts call never missed mariand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - January 16, 2012, 5:45 pm
yup... dirty dog, dirty socks
voodoo3535 - January 16, 2012, 5:08 pm
Dirty..... socks.


CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!


TAGS: cant we just call a majority vote do over
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:02 am
LD thinks he's so funny.... good thing he is, because that would be sad.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is great. A politifake but so non-partisan that it is wonderful.


OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these




FASHION EMERGENCY - If really does exist, somebody should dial 911, please!




CALM DOWN BABY -




HEADSHOT! - When sniping gets too boring


TAGS: headshot call of duty
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Henry Jennings

Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:28 am
How could you put this on here? This is just wrong...
john - March 13, 2009, 6:05 pm
this is sick take it down really i hate seeing this picture the video is bad as well


CAT-CALLS - Seen through the eyes of women.


TAGS: frogs women catcalls funny hilarious
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by Justin

yer mom - August 29, 2008, 3:30 pm
BRILLIANT!


Blonde Moment #2 -


TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.


BLIND LEADING THE BLONDE -


TAGS: confident caveman calls californian cutie
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

caveman - October 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
made my day so far


Emergency call -


TAGS: emergency call
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
Thanks...needed that 5L chuckle!


THE USUAL SUSPECTS -


TAGS: i couldn t find the one she calls keyser s ze
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:41 am
Give that stuff back... :( Sadface.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:07 am
Lol - got to love the rubber ducky.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:38 am
My condolences, Grey. 5L


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: last call
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
Heh, my bomber’s back. Wonder what took so long. I was starting to become concerned.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:20 pm
Thanks guys. That’s the end of these for awhile…….you’re welcome
BobbEdwards - July 21, 2013, 12:14 pm
ROFLMAO
rerun - July 21, 2013, 9:11 am

A win is a win, this is n absolute win.
Greeny - July 21, 2013, 8:34 am
Lordy - lol


CALL CENTER -


TAGS: call center strings tech support
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Ism

SLOHAND62 - April 1, 2013, 9:48 pm
5 snorks. I had just hung up from another scream fest with "noservice" from "Candy" a teck from a cell phone service lol Your timeing is great


TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT -


TAGS: lauren bacall hammy sheep
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - November 13, 2011, 6:45 pm
Damn... that's a good one, one of the best... 5 blowing Hammys from me.
Airman - November 11, 2011, 4:01 pm
lol
Greeny - November 11, 2011, 3:30 pm
muttonboating?


27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -




CALCULATOR -


TAGS: that can call i m impressed
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by forseti

Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:43 am
Love it!
Sleeves - May 6, 2010, 12:40 pm
wow, almost missed what was in the screens. really pulls the whole thing together. 5L


AROUND THE CORNER -


TAGS: make the call
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman



NUMBER PLEE AZZ -




BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.


TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
*tab
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" tap after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.


DESPERATE TIMES - call for desperate measures


TAGS: calling in the expert
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Just getting my new pair of shoes...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:33 am
5 Johnny Cochrans


MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered


TAGS: phone sex dirty calls
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by krazzeeman

krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm

nice play


WHOOPS! -


TAGS: phone calls kids
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 11:40 am
FUKCING AMSOME!!!
The Goat - September 30, 2009, 6:38 pm
Old joke - well executed - 5/5
spacedog - July 28, 2009, 1:42 pm
Very well done.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think this is my all time favorite. everytime I see it I lmao
todd snyder - July 25, 2009, 12:39 pm
LMBO!!!
RONSART - February 23, 2009, 8:06 pm
TEST FOR MR MOTIFAKE... should be on reg site.
asd - February 8, 2009, 8:40 am
(rofl)
Steed - February 3, 2009, 8:33 pm
Very good
motifake - January 23, 2009, 1:55 pm

Daaang, Ron currently holds the top 4 spots!


PETA -


TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF porn for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of porn -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm
Now this is FUNNY!


DEMONICALLY POSSESSED - Four out of five Doctors prefer demon WP to counteract those nasty effects of possession




WONDERWAFFLE -




-RL -




QUEEN ELIZABETH II -




CALL OF DUTY -




YES... - ...this is Fox News, how can we help you?




CHERNOBYL - ... Now it's a ghost town.


TAGS: chernobyl ghost town call of duty
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Bruce Wayne

Purity - April 5, 2009, 8:02 am
Hahaha... Redundant useless self-tunneling. What are we doin'? XD
lol - December 14, 2008, 12:43 am
Try Pripyat not Chernobyl.
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:48 am
and you tunneled your own fucking poster 1 minute later? please smash your computer before you hurt yourself.
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:45 am
thank you captain obvious! now it's my turn... you're a fucking idiot. stop wasting the internet with your lame shit.


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